If you have children and especially if you have small girls then you might be aware that most people express their passive aggressive love for you by giving you gifts for your kids with hundreds of parts. Mainly family.
This means that you’ll spend most of your life either picking up the tiny pieces of these toys or standing on them.
Sometimes, just before you’re about to tidy them away you can see that your adult efforts at ‘playing house’ are rubbing off on your children.
I don’t mean the graffiti on the walls.