I was going to start this post by saying that I rarely post random stuff on here but this post was going to be the exception.
Then my Pinocchio nose started to grow bigger and bigger and bigger and I knew, like George Washington, I could not tell a lie.
I will keep it brief though.
This arrived in the post today:
Now, as all the recent marathon finisher tee-shirt wearing runners slow down to work out how long the Highland Fling is, I can give them the look that says (metaphorically) my cock is bigger than yours .
And after all, that’s what life is all about 😉
That said, they’ll probably look back and give me their my cock might be smaller but both my knees still work look.